secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via coffeeshopsoundjagk)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via wearenachofriends)

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

(via slxfeetunderthestars)

I said I was going to start my homework three hours ago but I can’t start now because Eurovision starts in an hour and I have to get mentally ready. And by “get mentally ready” I mean “eat”.

PS: Portugal, thank you for your towels and your 12 points.