- europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
- americans: what
- europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
I said I was going to start my homework three hours ago but I can’t start now because Eurovision starts in an hour and I have to get mentally ready. And by “get mentally ready” I mean “eat”.
PS: Portugal, thank you for your towels and your 12 points.